Situations in the life of a programmer (part 2)

I have been rolling on the floor laughing with this post http://helektron.com/situaciones-en-la-vida-de-un-programador/, so with the kind permission of its author I will publish an English version (thank you google translate).
The whole series is here:
http://www.javamonamour.org/2013/02/situations-in-life-of-programmer-part-1.html
http://www.javamonamour.org/2013/02/situations-in-life-of-programmes-part-2.html
http://www.javamonamour.org/2013/02/situations-in-life-of-programmes-part-3.html
http://www.javamonamour.org/2013/02/situations-in-life-of-programmer-part-4.html

When the product manager uses developers jargon:


When large refactoring passes all unit tests at once:


When I do a new deployment in production :


When I try to fix a bug at 3 in the morning:


When my regexp returns exactly what expected: